TRUST OFFICIAL DISAPPEARS UP HIS OWN ARSE
Paramedics were called to the office of an unnamed local health trust official, today. Shocked colleagues telephoned them, after they had discovered that the official had disappeared up his own arse.
After an emergency operation, the official in question is said to be “comfortable”.
This is the fourth incident of it’s type in the county, during the last few months.
Consultant proctologist at West Wales General Hospital, Lewis Richardson, told the Scar, “It is a very worrying situation. When I was younger we only used to see this condition among certain politicians, but recently we have seen it spreading to local health officials, council planning and building control officers and a local voluntary organisation”.
The condition, latin name “Ut evanui sursum a rectum iri”, is not thought to be life threatening, but is extremely annoying to anybody that comes into contact with the sufferer.
The unnamed trust official is thought to have been heavily involved in the “downgrading” of local hospital services.